Favorite quote of the year -

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave
with the intention of arriving safely in an
attractive and well preserved body -

But rather to skid in sideways,
chocolate in one hand, wine in the other,
body thoroughly used up, totally worn out
and screaming ,
"WOO HOO what a ride!"

Words to live, er, die by.

Second favorite -

If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.

And there you have it.