Okay. First thing in the morning and two of my female coworkers are ogling about Tiger Woods and his amazing golf game last night. They were all giddy about one shot he made, where the ball came right up to the hole, paused, and dropped in.

Woman # 1: “That was God. God did that.”

Woman # 2: “God, yes. It was God. God wanted him to win. Tiger said he wanted to win it for his dad, so God said, you know what? You deserve this and He gave that game to Tiger.”

I looked at Woman # 1, and she just nodded her head, “It was God.”

Arggggggg. Are these women for real???

PEOPLE - Do you think that God gives a FLYING CRAP about golf? Or about Tiger winning again? Do you think God spends His time watching over Tiger's game instead of creating new planets or whatever He does? Tiger says to God, "God please let me win this and God says, Hey for you Tiger, anything... plop, There ya go kid"... There isn’t the slightest possibility that the ball fell in on it’s own? That maybe, just MAYBE it was barely holding on and oh, I don’t know, GRAVITY pulled the ball into the hole??? Maybe there was something helping it too, something crazy... like the wind?

Ohhhhh. Big sigh, people. Big ass freak'n sigh.

Then again, maybe they're right. I think I saw a bumper sticker the other day that said God Loves Golf. Maybe he does. Maybe he really, really does.

Ahhh man! I forgot to tell you the best part about eating out last night -

I GOT CARDED!

Actually, the bartender asked Earl, "She got I.D.?" Why he didn't ask me, I don't know, but the important thing is someone doesn't think I look 21... so I guess that means I certainly don't look 34!!

I can't believe I left that part out.