I got this in my email today -

White Trash Hurricane Survival Kit

Toilet Paper.........................................................check

Bud Light.............................................................check

Keystone Ice........................................................check

Budweiser............................................................check

Red Dog...............................................................check

Miscellaneous other bottles of alcohol.....................check

Piece of plywood to float your chick and booze on…double check

Next time we all need to be as prepared as these people.

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Okay, but rescueing the bottle of mustard is a little nutty.