That's Just Not Right.

In February, Amanda Monti, 24, of Birkenhead, England, was sentenced to 30 months in jail for ripping off one of her ex-boyfriend’s testicles with her bare hands in a rage over his refusal to have sex.

According to witnesses, Monti briefly hid the testicle in her mouth, but a friend retrieved it and handed it back to the man, saying, “That’s yours”.

-"News Of The Wierd" by Chuck Shepherd


Paying a hooker to have sex with you after your ex-boyfriend refuses you... $25.00
Hospital bill for body part reattachment...$25,000

Having your friend retrieve your severed testicle out of your ex-girlfriend's mouth... priceless.