EARL has set the Mean Meter to an all new level high:

He once got in a fight with some guy, knocked him down, and caught his balls on fire with his homemade flame thrower.

He also jumped out of a moving car to tackled a guy who messed with his dad, proceeded to beat him about the face, ripped his clothes off and caught them on fire so he’d have to walk home naked.

He also once put a cigarette out in some guy's eye because the guy called him a ___ (sounds like wussy.)

I think Earl needs his own blog. Something with fire on it... lots and lots of fire.