I woke up at 3 a.m. this morning and had this conversation with myself:

me: Man its early
me: Yeah but its Friday
me: Oh yeah, cool.

I woke up at 4:00 a.m. this morning, wandered into the bathroom, found the toilet seat in the dark, and had this conversation with myself:

me: Uuuugg sooo tired.
me: Well thank dog its Friday
me: Yeahhhh

At 6:00 a.m., the alarm clock is buzzing. Apparently I had been hitting the snooze since 5:10 a.m., but I don't remember doing that. I rolled over and had this conversation with myself:

me: You better get up. Its way late.
me: Whatever. Its Friday.
me: No it's not. It's Tuesday.

me: .............. What?
me: It's Tuesday.
me: .............. It is?
me: Yes.

me: ............... That's not very nice of you.