OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH. I have been wanting to do one of these in forever... but I didn't know what they were called...

FEELING GUILTY ARCHIVES - Come to think of it, I guess you have to feel guilty to call 'em that...

Er, so, I'm gonna call mine -

REALLY BAD BAD THINGS THAT HAVE CROSSED MY MIND ARCHIVES...
It will take me awhile to remember everything, so I'll just keep adding as time goes on.


March 5th, 2005
For ignoring the fact that something horrible happened to someone I know, and wondering instead how many times I'm going to have to listen to this story, and how badly it will be exaggerated each time I hear it...


Feb. 19, 2005
For watching an friend's girlfriend fall down five stairs into the pitch black coal room dungeon because I told her there were ghosts in there and she should go see them, all while knowing she was really drunk and wearing 80's leopard spotted spiked heal ankle boots...

For waiting a good 9 second to ask if spiked ankle boot girlfriend was okay when she hit bottom...

For wondering if I just shut the coal room door and locked spiked ankle boot girlfriend in the dungeon if it would remind her of The Ring.

For wondering if spiked ankle boot girlfriend's boyfriend would believe me if I told him that she decided to go home, all while turning the music up so loud he couldn't hear her yelling...

For raising my eyebrow and smirking instead of extending my hand to spiked ankle boot girlfriend when I saw her climbing back up the stairs...

For laughing about it all when I thought about it later.


Feb. 17th, 2005
For wondering how big a dent in my car the fat kid would leave if I clipped him just right in the hip...


Feb 5th, 2005
For thinking that everyone should be doing everything they can to remember it's my birthday, and for feeling the urge to punch in the gut and disfriend those who don't.


Feb. 1st, 2005 and years, years ago
For deciding that when sticking your thumb up as if you were hitch hiking, it resembles a chicken leg and in that sense would be a very meaty and juicy part of the human body to bite into... And for having a husband that agrees with me...


Dec. 2nd, 2003
For repeatively making jokes to others at the expense of my 24 year old friend who not only thought lettuce grew in trees (and was collected by the same means of collecting coconuts) and who thought chicks were their own species and never grew into chickens, but who also seemed to have missed the entire concept of evolution until my husband and I explained to her that she had been brainwashed by the Catholic church, making her cry and pushing her to the point that she called her priest to demand he explain where the dinosaurs came from...


Age 6
For wondering if the toilet paper would get wet if you wiped before you were finished peeing...