I finally got ahold of a digital camera!

And believe me, I took advantage of it. So be prepared. I'm about to bore you to death with all the things I've talked about that I only wish you could have seen... So, here we go...

Here is my ROCK.

Wait for it - wait for it -

BAMMM!

Now THAT'S awesome.

Okay, here is my alligator. Didn't know I had one, did you?

Well, I do. Please don't be jealous.

Okay. Here are my No Parking signs.... How BIG and WHITE and RED with SLASHY P THINGY does something have to be?? Oh, and those are my vicious guard dogs...

Now tell me, with a face like that - would YOU park here??

Lucky shot - He must have been bite'n his lip, 'cause Oz don't growl.

Ah yes. Here is Chauncey, the little bastard (a.k.a. Papa Q). Almost didn't recognize him without a thorn bush on top of him, did ya?

Call him old and asthmatic, but don't you dare call him sterile. After two years of shoot'n blanks, Papa Q and Mama Q just popped out two more...

Ahhh, aint they just the cutest!

Note Ozzy Osborne raising holy hell in the background. He was particularly happy about the kitties.

And here is the little prince himself, Q (shown here with camera flash eyes.) Could his whiskers be ANY longer?

And Bubby Jack...

And Oz striking a pose...

My roses...

Our goldfish...

the Shabumkin...

And the pond they live in...

Please ignore the hose... Hey! There's your rock Vicki! See it? The big pretty gray one on top... Yup, that's Vicki's rock.

Wait! There's more...