Earl ripped his toe nail off at work the other day.

Well, not "off" really. It is still on a hinge of skin down by the cuticle - looks kind of like a flip top nail now. Can we say OUCH??

How, you ask? Hand truck, backing up, tripped over a box behind his foot, hand truck kept coming, off comes the nail.

Its the toe next to the big one, whatever that one is called - the pointer toe, I guess. Or - the little piggy who stayed home.

I got the honors of bandgaging it up for him.

On a happier note, I have discovered that my life will come to an end by the means of poison. Always good to know these things.

You scored as Posion. Your death will be by poison, probably because you are a glutton and are around so many people that it would be easy to get away with it. Several important people in history share your fate. Posion 80% Suicide 80% Bomb 73% Gunshot 67% Disappear 47% Accident 40% Suffocated 40% Eaten 27% Natural Causes 27% Drowning 20% Disease 7% Stabbed 7% Cut Throat 7% How Will You Die?? created with QuizFarm.com