Monday 6am - flipped over tractor trailer spills 40,000 hotdogs all over east bound lane of rt.78. As we are traveling east bound, resulting in 2 hours of traffic. We arrive at work an hour late.
Monday 4:30pm - two more tractor trailers crash in the West bound lane directly across from the hotdog spill that is still being cleaned up. As we are traveling west bound, it takes us 3 hours to get home.
Tuesday 6am - accident on east bound lane resulting in 2 hours of traffic. We arrive at work one hour late.
Wednesday 4:30pm - tractor trailer accident west bound lane. It takes us 2 hours to get home.
Thursday 6am - heavy flow for no apparent reason results in us being 30 minutes late to work.
Total paycheck damage so far this week - 2 1/2 hours.
Total time spent at home not including sleep - approximately 9 hours.
Total time in the car - 9 1/2 hours.
Something is wrong with this picture.
I've decided to move to Florida and work for Abi, just as long as she lets me live inside the office so I dont have to drive anymore.
Monday 4:30pm - two more tractor trailers crash in the West bound lane directly across from the hotdog spill that is still being cleaned up. As we are traveling west bound, it takes us 3 hours to get home.
Tuesday 6am - accident on east bound lane resulting in 2 hours of traffic. We arrive at work one hour late.
Wednesday 4:30pm - tractor trailer accident west bound lane. It takes us 2 hours to get home.
Thursday 6am - heavy flow for no apparent reason results in us being 30 minutes late to work.
Total paycheck damage so far this week - 2 1/2 hours.
Total time spent at home not including sleep - approximately 9 hours.
Total time in the car - 9 1/2 hours.
Something is wrong with this picture.
I've decided to move to Florida and work for Abi, just as long as she lets me live inside the office so I dont have to drive anymore.
2 Comments:
So what happened to the hot dogs? Was there a feeding frenzy?
They were condemmed by health officials. I thought that was supposed to be a joke, but it was reported the same way in two different newspapers.
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