I got this idea from Mrs. Jen - although I cant link anything to anybody because it all applies to people you all don't know and who do not have blogs to link to:

How to Make My Day

1) Stop pissing me off

2) Stop telling me I need more work done on my teeth

3) Stop trying to make me spend more money than I need to

4) Stop walking around like your Shakira and flirting with my husband cause he dont want your skanky ass

5) Stop making favorites in the work place cause that shit aint right

On a brighter note -

6) Leave me 5 little love notes;. One under my phone, one in my glasses case, one under my squishy wrist pad, one inside my drawer, and one on my shelf.

7) Hand me my new black Samuai Daito sword and tell me out of the two I ordered, it was the one that was in stock which is fortunate because it was the one I wanted more than the other, and is now mine.

8) Tell me that my cowboy boots are finished being repaired after two weeks and I can come get them now.

9) Remind me its Friday and we are going to drink much beer tonight.

See how little it takes to make me happy?