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Wednesday, May 25, 2005

Do you know what its like to realize you forgot to pee before your hour long decent home, so you pull into a gas station to use the icky restroom and discover you have an audience of men waiting to watch you exit your vehicle… so you strap your shades on and gather your coolness as you attempt to get out of your car… only to have your pant leg catch on the lever under the seat, sending your upper half plummeting downward… so with one hand on the the ground, you yank your leg thinking that should release you from the mess you got yourself into, only it does not work, so you yank again, and again, and yet again, all while everyone is starring at you being stuck to your car, and you think that if you yank any harder you will surely rip your pants which would make everything worse so you eventually succumb to the humility of it all and sit back down in the seat to release yourself by hand... only to realize you still have to pee... so you carefully exit the vehicle again and head into the circle of snickering males so you can ask for the key to the icky restroom?

I do.

4 Comments:

Blogger Jen said...

I am sure they were so stunned by your hotness that they were just pleased that they could look at you that much longer.

4:26 PM  
Blogger Sp00kalot said...

Oh yeah, I'm sure that was it.

8:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

jen is so sweet. Have you considered Depends? Even minus the clumsy exit they might be better than using the gas station bathroom.

8:50 PM  
Blogger Marit said...

I would have got back in my car and drove to the next gas station.

You must have really had to go!

4:57 PM  

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