I’m a klepto and I don’t even know it.
The first thing I saw this morning when I entered the lunchroom at work was someone's plastic bag sitting on the lunch table. As I sat my purse down next to it, I could see the bag consisted of a can of soup and a buttered roll. I placed my lunch in the refrigerator, grabbed a cup of coffee, picked my purse back up, and went to my office….
Where I noticed in my other hand was a plastic bag containing a can of soup and a buttered roll…
The first thing I saw this morning when I entered the lunchroom at work was someone's plastic bag sitting on the lunch table. As I sat my purse down next to it, I could see the bag consisted of a can of soup and a buttered roll. I placed my lunch in the refrigerator, grabbed a cup of coffee, picked my purse back up, and went to my office….
Where I noticed in my other hand was a plastic bag containing a can of soup and a buttered roll…
posted by Sp00kalot at 9:33 AM
4 Comments:
Why yes, yes I did. Later I found the buttered roll out on the table up for grabs. And no, I did not take it back.
Hahahahahaha, be careful, or Earl is going to have to bail you out of jail.
Me? I would have just gone back and left some styrofoam rice cakes. Amy- this is what happens when you try to limit your calorie intake to 1500 a day- you turn to a life of crime.
That must be it Vic! I must subconsciously be craving bread...
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