What a day I'm having. Has anyone had such a day?

I can't concentrate on anything, I have no inspiration, the keyboard is not cooperating, I broke a favorite glass because I washed it by hand instead of putting in the dishwasher, I have found little energy to do even the littlest projects, the dogs are barking and I feel like I'm going to explode - they keep barking at the door like someone's there but of course, no one is - I'm having a hard time reading anyone's blog as the words just seem to mush into each other, I can't think of anything to say in my own blog except complain, but why should that matter, Jen is the only one who reads them - thanks Jen! - and my diet today has consisted of a bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios, popcorn, a quesidella from Taco Bell, 1/2 a Heath bar, and 3 beers.... going on 4.

Sigh.

If I watch one more Lifetime movie, I will grow roots in my ass...
Which reminds me, Elizabeth Burkley (Save By The Bell & Showgirls) has bigger hips and a larger butt than I do now. Thank you, Jesus. She's always been 'funny' looking to me... shaped all weird and stuff... like she has a stick up her spine and she walks funny - and I think we can all agree she needs her teeth done...

...alright I'll stop picking on her.